WHAT THE…. FRIDAY!?
What’s better than a soppy “romantic” story about a pasty white male vampire and an equally pasty female human? A story about an openly gay Yeti that has a cult following that likes to sacrifice male kidnapees for some bestiality interspecies love sessions.
Personally, this would have made a better plot and Twilight should have chosen the path of Jacob. Who doesn’t like some doggy style… GO TEAM JACOB! But I digress…
So they dub this “Brokeback Mountain meets King Kong” and it’s synopsis goes like this:
“Five college students go on a camping trip that leads them to a horrible secret. With no way home after the brutal murder of one of their friends, the group must battle an evil cult and a ravenous gay yeti. But the yeti might not be so bad after all…” (IMDB)
Philosophical question of the day: I’m not sure if anyone else noticed, but why are they brushing over the interspecies sex thing and jumping straight to the “gay yeti”… Does it make him gay? He isn’t having sex with other male Yetis… unless he has a thing for bears (gay joke!). I think we need to make a term for this interspecies sex thing…. From now on it will be called Bayt! A mixture of Bestiality, Gay and Straight… And it works will with the whole sacrifice thingy… like bait… yeah, you get me.
Well if you’re interested in watching what is actually more entertaining than Twilight, the publisher has put it on Youtube for free!