WHAT THE…. FRIDAY!? Ever wondered if your male compadre wasn’t being faithful? Do you need hard evidence to confront his cheating wang? Do you think it’s beyond talking about? Now you can catch his cheating ass (or doodle) with the Semen Spy! Developed by a former “law enforcement agent”, it can detect “the…
WHAT THE…. FRIDAY!? What’s better than a soppy “romantic” story about a pasty white male vampire and an equally pasty female human? A story about an openly gay Yeti that has a cult following that likes to sacrifice male kidnapees for some bestiality interspecies love sessions. Personally, this would have made a better plot and…
WHAT THE…. FRIDAY!? What’s the one thing you’re missing … Enlightenment? Spiritual guidance? The meaning of life? Hell no… it’s the ability to shape your turds, like Play-Doh! The Turd Twister is here to shape you in to an artistic mentally disturbed weirdo, with the stench to match! Just insert the device into one’s…
WHAT THE…. FRIDAY!? Hello readers! Sorry for my absence with my What The Friday Posts! But I’m back with a special treat for you! What’s the difference between North Korean movies and Hollywood movies? Not much, most of them are populated with empty generic messages to promote a point, social or political agenda,…
WHAT THE…. FRIDAY!? You’re a lady, out on the town, having a blast, letting your hair down from “juggling work, family and friends”. Maybe you’re showing some boobage with that new top, make sure your twins are comfortable. The last thing you want is a nipple slip… Wait a minute… Oh Vagsnazzle! What…
WHAT THE…. FRIDAY!? Have you ever farted and sat there sniffing your putrid smell wishing there was a better way? Fear not gaseous maximus, you can disguise that bum burp breath! The team over at Flat-D Innovations have a patented device that blocks out the smell of your pants whoopsies! All you need to do is place…
WHAT THE…. FRIDAY!? Want bigger breasts but lack the implant budget!? Become the envy of everyone’s chest be eating cookies! Apparently F-Cup Cookies contain a natural breast enhancing herb called “Pueraria Mirifica”. The same ingredient found in Bust-Up Gum! Here are some of the advantages: Larger, Fuller, Firmer Breasts Improved Circulation Healthier Menstruation Relief of…
WHAT THE…. FRIDAY!? I was listening to a local radio station the other day when I heard about this local cleaning company called “Fantasy French Maid Cleaning Services“. As soon as I heard about it I knew it had to feature on my blog. What’s better than sexually objectifying women? Making them clean…
WHAT THE…. FRIDAY!? Have you ever been using a battery powered device and the batteries have lost power? I know, frustrating… but have you ever noticed that you need to pee at the same time? Well if you have then these batteries are your answer! Now to be fair, they are aqua powered…
What The…. Friday!? For those of you that follow me on Twitter, you know I have a fascination with stupid cat meme pictures, so I had to post this product. For me, the not so humble cat is probably the most stuck up creature on the planet, so making fun of it mercilessly on the…